If youre looking for an inexpensive way to feed a small family, then this is the way to go. If youre looking for a refined taste experience, keep walking…
I dont know what youre talking about! the Generalissimo barked in my ear.
I hadnt heard him come in. No big surprise there. So you liked it?
Not really!
Didnt think so. Its not that its a bad Danish; its not. Its just not a good one. The bread is okay. The texture is less traditionally flaky, but still pretty good. In fact, Id say its the highlight of this Danish. The taste was bland. The moisture was there, but not in quantities to overcome the lack of flavor.
The frosting was frosting. It could have come out of a plastic container on aisle 12 for all I know. What I do know is that they should have splurged and gotten one with flavor. Any flavor would have been nice.
Which brings us to the cheese
Tell them about the cheese!
I am!
Thats the spirit!
The cheese was in smaller than average quantities, which was good, because it wasnt. They tried to overcome the bland with extra sugar, which might work on a five-year-old, but not me. And certainly not the Generalissimo. It also gave me heartburn, and not the good kind.
I give it three poorly trimmed mustaches!
Hes being generous.
C-