Welcome to the Generalissimos first post. Please, whatever you do, no flash photography.
GEN: Welcome!
WGT: Thanks, I think.
GEN: Safety first!
WGT: (I click my seatbelt) Tell me a little about your car.
GEN: This is a 1991 Lamborghini LM002! I rescued her from a tragic fate at the hands of an evil oil tycoon! He made the classic mistake of giving her to me! Fool!
WGT: Um, okay. What I meant was
GEN: Hold on! We ride! Ha ha!
WGT: (author crosses himself) Oh sweet Jesus.
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