Tinas Lemon Cheese Turnover is not a cheese Danish. Lets just be perfectly clear on that before we continue. Tinas makes Danishes, but I have been unable to find them. Dont think this means Ill stop.
The first thing youll notice is the total lack of frosting. Yep, thats minus ten points right there. Then theres the lemon filling. Its not very good. It also looks (from the outside of the package) that theres enough filling in this thing to give me diabetes. Nope. And its not very good. Its sorta sweet, but lacks punch. Its all rather bland. Same with the read. Its smooth and soft, with some moisture, but not lots. And the flavors, when combined, create a giant ball of nothing.
I should cut it some slack, as its a turnover, and not a Danish. But I wont, because it should still be tasty in its own right, but it isnt. Its a gooey caloric pastry, but not something Ill ever feel inclined to eat. I offered some to the Generalissimo, but he pointed to the package, mocked it, then walked out the door.
I should have followed his lead on this one.
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