We rode the Tube back to Heathrow. Not even the Generalissimo’s friendship with the Queen could keep us from being expelled from the country. The cops never took their eyes off us until we boarded the plane. A representative from the U.S. Embassy stayed with us until our seatbelts were tight. The plane’s door sealed after he left.
We were in an emergency exit row, which meant plenty of legroom and a television monitor on a swing-arm that wouldn’t stay up. The flight attendant tried to tape it in place, but that didn’t hold for very long.